On the record · Press
Everything a journalist needs to write about AUTOPSY without an email back-and-forth — boilerplate copy, the founder, a fact sheet, brand assets. What's not on the page is what the press contact card is for.
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Three lengths for three contexts. Tap copy. The clipboard takes care of the rest.
STANDARD
≈ 60 WORDS · LONG-FORM PRESS
AUTOPSY is an iOS app that runs a court of public opinion on relationship drama. Users vote guilty or victim on real cases or file their own — an anonymous jury delivers the verdict in 24 hours. A premium AI deep autopsy is available on demand after the verdict drops. Receipts are PII-redacted on-device before upload. Made by Tanzi Co. Available on the App Store. autopsyapp.com.
MEDIUM
≈ 280 CHARS · TWITTER / THREADS
The internet's verdict on your drama. Vote on real cases or file your own — an anonymous jury rules guilty or victim in 24 hours. Optional AI deep autopsy on demand. PII redacted on-device. iOS app. autopsyapp.com
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≈ 140 CHARS · BIO LINE
Court of public opinion on your relationship drama. Anonymous jury rules guilty or victim, optional AI autopsy. iOS only. autopsyapp.com
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Section 03
Juror #001 founded AUTOPSY in 2025. The court of public opinion was already in session — every group chat already does this, just badly: with bias, with people who have skin in the game, in private, off the record.
AUTOPSY built the courthouse so the same conversation could happen on the record, with strangers who don't know either party, and a verdict that stays put when the chat scrolls past it.
The founder remains pseudonymous by design — the same anonymity afforded to every juror in the app. Press inquiries are answered on record by email; the legal entity, jurisdiction, and content-moderation policy are all attributable.
“Every group chat is already a court of public opinion. We just built the courthouse so it could happen on the record, with strangers who have no skin in the game.”
Section 05
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